Distinct Lack of Superpowers

district-twelves-fire:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.

oh my god it works

ifeelbetterer:

mynameisgrey:

soixantesix:

#fastest ”shipping it” to ”crying over it” turnaround time on record

shall we all just say “fuck you” to canon and believe with all our hearts that darwin was fine and these two wandered away to bone while everyone else got super melodramatic

brainbubblegum:

thomas4th:

sputnikcentury:

Important insight from Mr. Elba.

PACIFIC RIM 2: DUCK PUNT

brainbubblegum:

thomas4th:

sputnikcentury:

Important insight from Mr. Elba.

PACIFIC RIM 2: DUCK PUNT

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mishasminions:

I NEED THIS TO BE GOOGLE EARTH’S AMERICA

hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

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callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

CLARIFICATION: THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO ALL TYPES OF PLAN B PILLS, ONLY THIS PATRICULAR BRAND. Click the source before you panic. This is bullshit for all other types of Plan B.

dontneedyourheroact:

shout out to natalie dormer and nicki minaj for both walking a fine line between ‘ethereal princess’ and ‘otherworldly predator’

cptsmallass:

Prep him.

v0idboy:

sometimes i wonder how it would be to live in a world where sweden was fetishized like the UK or japan is.

people would be like “oh gosh i can’t wait to move to sweden and drink MULLED WINE and eat FERMENTED HERRING while i talk to all my friends about EMBARRASSING POLITICAL PARTIES and EUROVISION. it’s gonna be so festligt!!”

Getting Star Trek info off J.J. is like getting Simon Pegg to return borrowed porn. Impossible.

- Karl Urban (Empire Magazine Issue 117)

Simon’s response: 

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(via itreallyisthelittlethings)

newcrystalcitysteel:

gallifrey-companion:

not-your-wonderwall:

tammy—k:

every single one of these posts are gold

GADALF NO

yes this is pizza

thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

knitmeapony:

I love my skin!

Oh my god SO IMPORTANT SO SO SO IMPORTANT

ewatsondaily:

"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."

ewatsondaily:

"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."